Super-Natural Strategies for Making a Rock 'n' Roll Group (Signed)

Startlingly influential; a bonafide underground smash. The only occult “how-to” guide on making a rock ‘n’ roll group, written — via seance — with the ghosts of deceased stars who have deigned to guide the reader through the ins & outs of the music world; the most rough ‘n’ tumble industry around.

Different chapters address the quandaries faced by every group, such as: the group photo, making a record, the significance of the model of van you drive, what drugs to take, the name of the group, the record label, et al. With illustrations by the author.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you want a book that teaches you how to be a derivative industry hack, how to get in line with all the other monkey-see, monkey-do pretenders, avoid this book. There are probably better ones available. BUT— if you desire a tome that educates you on the ideological and philosophical underpinnings of rock ‘n’ roll, that most versatile & revolutionary art form, a book that can guide you to take your place among the immortals of smash-’em-up musical sin-sation, written in no-nonsense prose courtesy of your favorite dead stars, this is the book for you.